My Thoughts XD

I'm a strange girl who loves everything and I don't bite..that much. But ask me anything, be a friend, I'm here to make you laugh and smile :D

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best-of-funny:

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

X
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best-of-funny:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

X

They can take over the world and rip our your eyeballs if they find out you hate them.
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korrawarriorprincess:

RIP OUT MY HEART WHY DON’T YOU.
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boydivisions:

do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something

(Source: heyounqblood)
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tyleroakley:

Art Student Destroys Her Painting After a Critique
(Source: Laughing Squid)
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airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’
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Photo reblogged from I held you in my hand wanderer

(Source: odairrieres)
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Best exit in the history of a musical

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luna-pendragon:

ohmydegner:
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Photoset reblogged from I held you in my hand wanderer

(Source: lookthesameinthedark)
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Video reblogged from Shadowhunting Starkid

danisnotonfire:

Dan discusses the danger of being addicted to fictional universes and how they betray you.
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14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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mina-marina:

consulting-moose-captain:

mina-marina:

I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty

and to the booty for which it stands

one nation under booty

indivisible

with liberty and ass for all
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Photoset reblogged from Lipgloss and Combat Boots

korrawarriorprincess:

pyawakit:

TRUTH.

Feminism: You’re doing it right.
(Source: adventuresofcomicbookgirl)
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zen-child:

I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
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best-of-funny:

alexiorsay:

I came downstairs and thought my dog’s leg had fallen off or something

X
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